Interview with David Meister

Good morning blog!
How are you guys? 
I wrote a whole post just now and then I deleted the whole thing cause I felt unfunny and the post wasn't interesting at all. 
I have now decided to interview David

Question 1
What are you most curious about in life?
David - "I would really like to ...
um
hmm
That's a good question Jackie thank you for asking ...
i would really like ...
to
*looks off into distance*
*folds hands together*
hm
*jack gets him off task*
*lightly chuckles at his inability to answer this question in a timely manner*
i would really like to see if there was ever a point where Tim would loop around and start getting in trouble for getting bopped again."
David says it is anyone's guess but he doesn't belive it would ever happen.  He holds this to be the greatest question of 2020

Question 2
If you could steal credit for any great piece of art, song, film, book etc which one would you claim?
"off the record whats the youngboy never broke again song?"
(Editors note - I put that on the record because interview integrity is not something I hold to a high regard)
David - "Well Jackie thank you for asking if I had to choose one song, it would be Hot Now by YoungBoy Never Broke Again
I think that he is truly the artist that inspires me to get out of bed in the morning and I hope that one day I too can never be broke again,
Also that song bops,
so,
ya know

On behalf of Jackie's Junkyard I would like to thank David for being so generous with his time and coming in to do this interview.  Make sure to go to his club - Students for Bernie - after school Tuesdays in room 424. 
Thanks for reading and supporting the blog!
Jackie Out!