Dear Blog

Below is a collection of the random tidbits I be thinking, date and timestamped

2/26/20 1:03pm
Dear Diary,
My psych teacher never stays on task and we've barely gone over any of the stuff for our test friday and we have to do other stuff tomorrow so she said we would do a power lecture today.  Long story short we havn't talked about anything about our test this whole period and we have 7 minutes left.  She said that was the perfect length for a power lecture.
Trick ass, no that isn't.  How we gone go over an entire 75% of a whole ass unit in 7 minutes.
Update we've started the lecture and we're going over the same exact thing we spent the whole class period on yesterday.  Chief O'Keefe setting us up for failure
Deuces Diary.

2/26/20 12:58pm
Dear Diary,
I've had this poster in my room for like 5 months now and all this time I thought it said "You put me in a triangle" which doesn't even make sense so I don't know why I just accepted that as what it said.  But this morning I was looking at it and I was like wow the G in triaGle looks more like a C than a G and then I was like wait.  It don't even say triangle.  I tweaked for 5 months.
Deuces Diary.

2/19/20 9:11am
Dear Diary,
Today in math Remick asked Zack Heyer why he was looking at her bra and Zack said it was becuase Remick said her boobs were falling out.  Now Zack, why did you think that would make it better huh?
Deuces Diary.

2/18/20 11:25am
Dear Diary,
Should be doing my psych homework becuase I really am not doing too well in that class, or I could be doing my learning guide due at midnight tonight, but my heart lies with my blog.  So I'm not doing that.  Currently listening to the Migos album, (Culture not Culture II cause that biddie sucks) and ya know I miss the time when the Migos were relevant, now they don't make music together, they all seperate, which is so sad.  I digress.  I'm going to go work on my learning guide now.  Lookit me being productive.
Deuces Diary.

2/12/20 10:09am
Dear Diary,
Danny is presenting his whiteboard right now, let's see if he makes a fool of himself.
Ms.Nelson just asked him a question he doesn't know the answer too.  He just said he can't hear her.  The whole class is quite, and he just said "somebody say something" and the whole class laughed at him  Update: She was asking a question that you couldn't even answer with the information on the sheet, so everyone be prepared for a hate post on Ms.Nelson to be up on Danny's blog shortly. (with some hateful messages to Grace on there too) (and maybe me cause I didn't watch him cause I was typing this the whole time) But to Danny: I think you did a great job up there with the wrong answers Grace gave you and the bogus question from Ms.Nelson.  Good job making the class laugh at you're jokes and not at you for not getting the question :)
Deuces Diary.

2/12/20 10:05am
Dear Diary,
I'm feeling uninspired, I have nothing to post about on my blog.  I wrote a whole post and then just saved it to my drafts because it is not the quality of the content I like to put out on my blog, but I just wanna post something so I don't know what to do.  Also I'm scared Jared Cortez is looking over my shoulder as I write this, so Jared if you're watching me: Hi! What's Up?  Um anyways that's all I have, someone let me know what I should write about.
Deuces Diary.

2/11/20 9:18am
Dear Diary,
I'm doing nothing in math and I realize I really should be doing my math review cause I have absolutely no idea how to do any of the shit for my test Thursday.  Or I should be doing my big poetry final project due at 3:11 today that I have nothing more than the title of.  Ya know maybe I'll go work on that right now
Deuces Diary.

2/10/20 8:53am
Dear Diary,
Today I was so excited to walk into math and realize we had a sub, and then I find out that he's a math teacher from this school.  What a let down.  Now I actually have to do stuff, I was just gonna blog the whole time, now I'm still gonna do that but I'm gonna be behind.  Anyways Wakeen is upset at the sub because whenever someone calls him the wrong name "it chips off a piece of his soul" and I know that must be upsetting but what do you expect, dude is just reading off an attendance sheet, not every sub ever is gonna know your name.  And I don't know if that's like insensitive or anything but like, be realistic, people are gonna read the name that's on the attendance sheet.
Deuces Diary.

2/7/20 12:08pm
Dear Diary, 
Update I was supposed to think it was more funny (see previous entry for context) cause I was smiling when I did it.  But uh, shit wasn't funny.  There was only a 3% difference between the different ways of holding the pencil so her experiment kinda failed.  Ms.O'Keefe just got mad at Frank Tyrone for flexing on the diving block after he won a race.  She said he's gonna boo him if he keeps dabbing and flexing.  He races against her son though so I think that has something to do with it.  She's so silly that Ms.O'Keefe
Deuces Diary.

2/7/20 12:01pm
Dear Diary,
In psych today we did this thing where we had to rate cartoons on their funniness while either holding a pencil in our teeth or between our mouth and lips.  I had to hold mine in my teeth, none of that shit was funny.  Maybe the people who held it between their lips and nose thought it was funny.  They were all related to psych tho so I just don't think anyone thought these were funny.  Stay tuned for the results, might be awhile cause Chief O'Keefe can't figure out how to work the spreadsheet of our results.
Deuces Diary.

2/7/20 10:30am
Dear Diary,
I am in English right now and I like the song I'm listening to so I jammed to it when I looked at Chance.  But Corey next to me here looked at me funny and he was like "good song?" I think he thought I was just jamming to myself in the middle of a silent English class.  But also even if I was, don't hate me cause you ain't me Corey.
Deuces Diary.

2/7/20 9:58am
Dear Diary,
Gueniveve (how tf you spell that name) will not stop talking about science olympiad, I pity the dude next to her.

2/7/20 9:09am
Dear Diary,
This math shit seems hard, maybe I should pay attention.  But then I would have to get my packet out of my bag and that is so hard.  I got hella shit in my bag today.  Well we're done going over the hard shit so now I just won't know it.  But who needs to know math? not me.
Ok I just got a taste in my mouth of something that I had awhile ago but I have no idea what it is and now I'm pissed.  It's like a little salty mixed with unami flavor @ava

2/7/20 9:05am
Dear Diary,
You a neva catch me paying attention in math

2/6/20 11:54am
Dear Diary,
POV: You're me sitting in psych writing a blog instead of taking notes as I watch my grade slowly deteriorate in a threat to ruin the grades my mom wants me to get to the point where the only option is to get a 5 on the AP test so my teacher makes my grade an A and at the begenning of the year you thought that would be easy cause all the units and tests started out so easy but now they're all getting harder and you keep doing worse on the tests and there's no way you get an A on the AP test cause you gave up in middle school and now you don't know how to study so you just never study for any test for longer than 20 minutes.
If you could understand that I'm impressed.
Deuces Diary.

2/6/20 8:59am
Dear Diary,
Ya know I had something to write here but now I forgot and that makes me sad.  Update on my day tho, I'm in math and I don't really get what's going on.  Also one of the terms in this unit is period and I can't help but think "PERIOD" every time my teacher says it.  I also just realized if I put as much effort into school as I do into this blog or the random little graphic design things I make on my phone I'd be coasting.  However I'm not about to do that cause school is for lames and I stand by that.  Anyways y'all enjoy your day :) adios

2/5/20 11:02pm
Dear Diary,
I should be doing my bio paper thing cause it's due in 58 minutes but it is stupid and I couldn't be bothered.  My room is cold as heck.  And I hate Chances favorite sticker.  I can't help but feel like this section of my blog is just a worse version of Dannys entire blog (which is really good by the way, you should check it out, link in the sidebar) but I don't get how he explains things how he does.  I cannot describe it either but I really enjoy it, shoutout Dan.  But fr like I'm super cold right now and I don't know why, I got myself this light comforter so I wouldn't be hot in the summer but now I'm cold in the winter and my mom gave away the other comforter I liked cause it was really old.  That made me sad cause it was such a good comforter, who cares if it's like 30 years old, if it works it works.  Now I don't have a comforter I like that is warm enough so I will have to layer blankets which requires so much work and they never are perfectly layered and that annoys me when I try and sleep. Ok I'm gonna go do my bio thing now cause I've already lost 6 minutes of precious work time writing this long diary entry, which could be it's own blog post itself now cause it's so long.  But yea BYEEE ~also you can comment on the bottom of this page thing so please do, comments make me very happy :)~

2/5/20 8:08am
Dear Diary,
I am in bio, what a life sucking class let me tell you.  Idgaf about no sea urchin on foenem.  I'm not as pessemsticas Danny and Sam though I don't think this is the abaolute worst class, only the learning guides.  Them biddies make me wanna jump out the class window (first floor don't worry).  AH I forgot to copy my math homework so now I am gonnna go do that

2/4/20 1:06pm
Dear Diary,
It's lunch time, table gettin too crowded.  Sam hasn't been mean to me yet today so I don't think he's feeling okay.  Except he just bit the muffin top straight off a muffin from the middle. He just stuffed that biddie in his mouth.  Very cool!
Wow Sam can take the biggest bites of this muffin I've ever seen, very impressive.  I'll interview him about that next.

2/4/20 11:52am
Dear Diary,
Psych boring as frick, and I can't breath right.  I take a deep breath and my breathing mechanisms vibrate or sum.
Someone lmk whats goin on
also my right ear like half pops when I blow my nose which scares me cause last time it really popped I got vertigo and a ringing for 30 minutes so now I fear blowing my nose

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  1. Thanks for the blog plug

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  2. Comment Entry 2/12/20
    Fuck Mz Nelson. New post up. I hate grace.

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